when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
fuckingsalad: do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
googlehomo: I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2